Green Smoke™ Electronic Cigarettes
| Kit Price: | $109.00 |
| Flavors: | 8 |
| Nicotine Levels: | 5 |
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| Discount Code: | disc10-4528 |
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We just got our Green Smoke Basic Starter Kit and so far, we are quite pleased. Green Smoke brand Electronic Cigarettes are the only e-cigarettes (as of Aug. 25th, 2009) that only contain two parts. The cartridge contains disposable atomizers, and the nicotine/flavoring. The only other piece is the battery. I must say that Green Smoke is very convenient to use and I really liked the smooth taste of the tobacco flavored cartridges that came with the Starter Kit.
I can see why some people are willing to pay a little extra for Green Smoke e-cigarettes. I just love the convenience of the two piece system that only Green Smoke has. Their starter kit comes with a lot of extras the others don’t all offer as well.
Below is a comparison of Green Smoke vs Most other brands:
| Green Smoke | Most Other Brands |
| Elegantly designed with only 2 components that screw into one another. | Comes in 3 or more components that take time and effort to assemble. |
| One-step cartridge replacement: Unscrew battery from old cartridge and screw onto new one. | Requires many steps to replace cartridge: Disassemble mouthpiece, pull out old cartridge, insert new one, and screw mouthpiece back on. |
| The atomizer is integrated into the disposable cartridge along with the nicotine pad, and is always renewed with each replacement. | The atomizing mechanism is a not disposable and loses performance as it gets clogged with use. |
| Nicotine pad is built into cartridge: You never need to touch it, and it never leaks. | Wet nicotine pad needs to be unwrapped and inserted manually into mouthpiece, leaving a leaky mess and your fingers wet. |
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First of all Ordered my greensmoke e-cigs on a sunday – didn’t get them til followingSaturday. Florida to Minnesota (and I actually opted to PAY for shipping vs. the free shipping offered, as I was excited to try this product)!! So already disappointed it took soooooooo long.
When I got them, screwed them togther (Menthol cartridge) and I LOVED IT!! No it is NOT the exact same thing as a menthol cig – But I DID feel the throat burn and hit like methol cigs give. I realized immediately I could get used to the “new flavor” – I hated the taste of regular cigs, ALWAYS smoked them with a piece of hard candy, mint, tic tac always something. Smoking the e-cig I Had no cravings, they satisfied my nicotine needs. But out of 5 cartridges, only 3 worked well….so was dissappointed about that. I figured I would call customer service and see if they would replace. But before I got the chance – it had been now just ONE WEEK – and the long battery fried out my cartridges – spewed the evil tasting liquid/smoke into my mouth it was chemically and horrid. It is like the battery stays on and heats the atomizer constantly. it gets hot like it is burning up, and cig smoke does not stop coming out – the e-cig is SMOKING ITSELF!! LOL –
Okay, down to one battery, must carry charger with me to work and everywhere to charge up short battery. It is now 10 days after receivieng the e-cig and the short battery is not working anymore either. However this one just appears to be “dead” and not “super charged” like the long battery.
I will say I LOVED this when I was not having issues. Smoke volume was awesome – recommended it to all my freinds – some of them have ordered and now I feel like a horses butt for recommending such an unreliable product.
Customer service was fine, my battery is being replaced and a free 5 pack of cartridges being sent – took the customer service rep 40 minutes to solve my problem – thank god I was not busy at work that day – or I would have REALLY BEEN MAD!
But I am getting to the point that I have not even had the prodcut for two weeks and BOTH BATTERIES ARE DEAD AND NOW WHAT? REPLACEMENT PROBABLY WON’T ARRIE FOR A WEEK YET- GO BACK TO TOBACCO CIGS???. Now I sit here with NO BATTERIES, – I have not smokeD a regular cig in over 10 days, and really don’t wanna go back – but i will be a raging bitch in just a few hours without my nicotine fix! OH ALAS, I figured out how you quit – your batterey stops working – WHICH forceS you to stop vaping too – maybe it is a clever way to quit.
I will say, there are alot of decent reviews of the prodcut too – maybe I need to take into consideration that maybe they got a bad batch of batteries or something. The post just prior to mine was sorta deja vu – and he got his e-cig only a few weeks prior to me…..so I will try to give them the benefit of the doubt.
I will also add, I have taken very good care of my e-cigs. Bought the gold case – keep them nicely in there at all times, I have never dropped them or gotten them wet – I certainly would question the reliability if I were careless with them. I woulld eventually become careless (as we all do) – but within ten days of having product – was still treating them like valuable gold nuggets!!
And I did see one reviewer was “embarassed” to smoke them – I am PROUD to smoke them! I think it is more embarssing to be smoking those stinky filthy tobacco cigs. I have no issue what-so-ever smoking e-cigs.
So take from this what you will. Customer service at this point has been satisfactory – and it has one year warrentey – but maybe will read the fine print regarding this.
My Sister bought a starter kit for me and my fiance for Xmas. Great gift! I have not had a cigarette since 12/31/09. However, I have had two long batteries completely die on me and now today..a third long battery has quit. Customer service sent us two new long batteries as they stated there was a known problem with them. I have been refilling the cartridges with e-liquid with good results. some of the cartridges that we bought from greensmoke appeared to be “used” (teeth marks on them) and also had a mildew taste so I can only refill the “good ones” Overall a great idea and quality product. I feel so much better and can smell and taste now too! My kids are thrilled that I finally quit smoking tobacco cigarettes.
I did alot of research on e-cigs and I just wanted to let everyone know a few things I’ve have found. Greensmoke’s two part system is definately at the top of the list in all respects except two. 1. I recommend that everybody buy an additional long battery and between the two you will get a full day of vaping and can save the short one for the evening and going out etc. None of the various company’s (like Blu-cig etc) last for a full day of smoking. And 2. The cartomizer cartriges that you order,5 for $15 do not last for the amount of normal cigs as they say. I’ve found that each one is fairly consistantly good for no more than 5 reg. cigs. So here’s the solution. “Johnson Creek Smoke Juice”, an American company using pharmaceutical grade ingredients makes tasty,tasty flavours that you use the included dropper to refill the cartriges when they’re spent. Half a dropper in the rubber tip and the cartridge smokes way better than the new chinese cartriges that you order from green smoke. Save your cartriges and refill them (about 5 refills each). Each $9.00 bottle of smoke juice will fill about 25 cartriges. a savings of 500%. over the e-cig brands cartriges. I now have the cost efficiency I was looking for and a way better tasting and full vapored smoke.
Ok, Let me tell you I was absolutely thrilled when I got my starter kit on 2/19/2010, Friday afternoon, and I am writing this the following Monday evening.
I am a 25 year smoker of menthol 100 ultra lights. No more than 1 pk a day if that. When I am working most days, I usually smoke 3/4 of a pack.
I had a great Friday evening and most of Saturday with the GS system,then I started noticing that I couldn’t get any vapor to come out and wasn’t getting the throat hits that I had been getting by Sat around noon, so I changed the cartridge because I had just charged the long battery which took nearly 3 hours and the light was green indicating that it was ready to be used. I also started charging the short battery at this point to have it ready. I then did the short puffs to get it started. When I did this, all of the liquid came out in my mouth and set my lips and tongue on fire. I spit it out immediately and rinsed good. I put a new cartridge on and started smoking this thing again and after 3 hours or so, it quit producing, meaning I couldn’t get it to deliver. At this point, I got confused as to weather or not the battery was working or was it the cartridge. I switched to the short battery and it worked good which equaled to 2-3 cigs. so I charged it again and still wasn’t getting what I had at first day. I changed the cartridge again and worked great again for another 3-4 times and then my battery went out again and the cartridge was not working properely. I wasn’t even getting 3 hours on this long battery, so of course I was using the short battery while the long battery was charging and vice versa, but both of them will not even hold a charge as of tonight. I am so disappointed! I think I got a dud here. I see above that other people are having the same trouble as me and now I have been calling GS number to see if they can either send me a new one or refund. Unfortunately, I have not been able to get them on the phone as of now and I have been trying since noon today to reach them…. I think if it worked consistently, I would have never smoked a real cig again!
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I bought these for myself, husband, my sister and her husband and my mother. Overall we are all very pleased. I am an ex smoker who turned to food when I quit, so I smoke the menthol 0 mg and it really has stopped the food cravings. Get a craving, I grab my GS. The rest of my family have cut back to 2-3 real cigs a day and after 2 weeks, they have all remarked that they are starting to lose their taste and cravings for the real ones. Hubby and I get along a lot better now that he doesn’t smell like an ashtray.
I am really pleased with the Greensmoke, but we do have the occasional cartridge that doesn’t work right and out of 6 batteries, we had to return 2 that did not work right and they immediately replaced them.
I love Green Smoke! I love smoking, but hate the smell (even on myself).I got conned into buying a cheaper one at the mall and was really dissappointed! I did my research and found Green Smoke-what a difference!I get way more smoke than the cheaper mall thing I bought!I do have a couple little quirky problems and wondered if anyone could help.I have to take about 3 puffs everytime to get that “throat hit” on the third drag. That is totally wearing down my battery! I am only getting that great “throat hit” for maybe the first 10-12 puffs on a New cartridge!I am an “Ultra Light 100″ smoker but I feel even the 6mg needs to be stronger. My long battery seems to be messed up and I’m needing to exchange it. Does anyone know if the short or long battery lasts longer than the other? I do have to recharge mine halway thru the day! I Love Green Smoke! Just need to figure out my quirks!!!
@Lynn
This is in reply to Lynn… I also was having trouble with the quitting of the cartridge on me..I had ordered the love bird kit for my husband and I and returned them 3 weeks later..I found the quality control of the cartridges to be inconsistant. I have to say though it produces a good amount of vapor..I got the throat hit I am used to and I enjoyed not having to walk around smelling like an ashtray. I am going to try another e-cig from another company to see if they have better quality control.
I had no problem returning the product and recieved a full refund within a week.
I’ve now tried NJOY, Blu and GreenSmoke. I must say even with the higher cost, I still be getting my refill carts from GS. The extra vapor these cigs have makes quite a difference.
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Thank you GreenSmoke, I haven’t smoked a real cigarette in 36 hours. Longest I’ve gone since I was 16 (I’m 31)!!!
Green Smoke has been great for me! I am down to smoking only 2-3 tobacco cigs per day and I used to smoke a pack every day. I feel better about using these around my kids too.
Very quick delivery, good product and indeed, does produce excellent vapor. The cost was a bit high compared to most other brands but I think the convenience and vapor production of their unit is worth it. The only thing I hope they work on is producing better flavors. I kinda like the tobacco one, it’s really smooth but most of the other flavors leave a bit to be desired.
i have smoked for 30 years. I am 45 now. this morning i smoked my green smoke medium strength on the way to work in the car. I have not had a real cig all day. thank you green smoke. I will contiue to stay away from tobacco.
I appreciate their great prices!
Just got my order in about 60 hours, I love this thing!
Amazing product! I haven’t smoked a real cigarette in over 40 days!
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I have used several different types of e-cigarettes over the past several months, and overall, I find Green Smoke to be the best tasting and highest quality. The packaging is done very well; from the nice box included with the starter kit to the rubber casing on the cartridges. The 2 piece design is very convenient, and the battery life seems to be above average, especially on the longer models. I would recommend Green Smoke to anyone
Hi, new to this site, I have been using Green Smoke for a while and liked the product. I even signed up to distribute it, because my husband and I were so impressed by the e-smoke experience. Well, their customer service has treated us so badly, and our distribution customer service person told us a complete lie, made an arrangement with us regarding distbution and then wouldnt honor it, and wouldn’t apologize when I caught him in the lie, or correct the problem I was trying to address. So I decided I cant distribute a product which I cannot trust. I must know that the company would honor their warranty if I or my customers ran into a quality problem. If I cant trust them, I wont represent them to others. BUT now I have a problem in that I have sold quite a few kits and own three myself and don’t know if anyone elses cartridges will work with the green smoke batteries. I need some expert advice please, as I use them, and now I have customers of mine using them and I dont want to continue to give Green Smoke the business if they wont’t keep their word, and you can’t count on them to be honest. I did try to contact a supervisor in case anyone is wondering, and he told me that the rep I had is THE only rep that takes care of distributors and if I didn’t like it, he didnt care and I could shop for a new distribution agreement and my e-cigarrets elsewhere. I tried to locate the primary headquarters and informaiton on who owns GreenSmoke but couldnt find that info anywhere on the web, for some reason it is a well kept SECRET. So as I have no option to move further up the ladder, I am seeking a product line to keep my reputation in tact with my customers and continue to provide the cartridges for the purchases they made with me. Any help, anyone could offer would be sincerely appreciated. Thanks in advance,
I recieved the Green Smoke as a gift. I like the look of it. It is heavier than a regular cigarette, but not too heavy to be comfortably held. It is amazing how much the vapor feels like “real” cigarette smoke. It is easy to attach the cartridge to the battery and easy to charge. When it is fully charged, it is easy to draw from. I don’t care for any of the flavored cartridges, but think it is a good option. The regular flavored ones are delicious. The biggest, and most frustrating drawback, is that the cigarette does not stay charged for very long. I have been only getting an hour or so. It takes about 2-3 hours for the battery to charge, so I have had to invest in a second battery. Overall, a great invention.
Green Smoke is pretty close to a miracle I have been able to give up cigarettes and now smoke only green smoke.The product is great the customer service is great. I am having one problem the cartridges stop working I am very frustrated, I have sent them back twice and already I am having problems with one cartridge again. The company replaces them for me, am I doing something wrong, does anyone else have this problem please let me know. The cartridge just dies on me, Please help
i just ordered the greensmoke, i was wondering if anyone can tell me how it is compared to a regular newport or menthol cig, ive read that it is lousy. im hoping this isnt the case, does anyone have any comments on this issue? thankyou jjt725@live.com
I bought the starter kit with Menthol flavoring and 4MG of Nicotine. It took only 2 days to get to my house which I thought was pretty good
This product does look pretty good, its nice that the starter kit comes with two battery sizes, I am using the smaller one because it doesn’t look so obvious. The USB charger worked great and so far the smaller battery has done just fine for me
So the habit I am trying to replace with this was a 4-5 cigarette a day habit for the past 6 years.
I always have a cigarette on my way to work, at lunch, on my way home, and then 1 or 2 before I retire to bed so of course on my drive to work today I got my usual craving.
The Green Smoke e-cigarette crushed the physical craving for nicotine that I was having. However it didn’t feel like I was smoking a real cigarette so the metal craving wasn’t satisfied. It got me though the day till lunch but it just wasn’t the same.
The taste of the smoke, well I got the Menthol flavoring because thats what I used to smoke, Marlboro Menthol Lights, but it tasted nothing like Menthol. I had no throat cooling sensation what so ever, in fact my throught got scratchy. It felt like I was inhaling a very fine sand/dirt. This smoke tasted just like the smoke in a fog machine, infact it looked identical to it. I didn’t like the taste it left in my mouth what so ever. Perhaps the other flavors are better but the Menthol was horrible
Smoke Volume, The Green Smoke really did put out a ton of smoke volume. I had tried the Smoking Everywhere, e-cigarette and there was no comparison the Green Smoke crushed it in smoke volume.
Cost, The started kit with shipping was $146.00 which seems really high. There are plenty of other e-cigs out there that are alot cheaper and feature the same chemical processes.
Overall its a nice idea and it does partitially work, it does reduce your physical craving for a cigarette but it won’t trick your mental craving. Also I felt like a jackass smoking this thing in front of others because it does look stupid when you smoke it. Its kinda like begin a kid in winter and blowing steam out of your mouth pretending it was a cigarette.
They do have a 30 day return policy so at least you can try it knowing that you can return it. I will use the product till day 27 and then return it. While it works ok I’m not paying almost $150.00 for a product that doesn’t meet my expectations. Hopefully when I return this the need/want for cigarettes will have subsided enough that I can get away with not needed them anymore.
Green Smoke????
Well all the hype is imo, unfounded. Basically the suggested 1-1.5 packs out of 1 cartridge is crap. I barely reached 15 smokes and after that had to really suck the guts out of the thing. which in Green Smokes description means the battery is flat and or replace the cartridge. All good and fine apart from not lasting even 1 pack of smokes.
maybe i am just bitching but when you pay top dollar u expect a decent believable product. I could have bought a much cheaper product and got the same disappointment, only i wouldn’t expect so much from a lesser product.
If u are purchasing an e smoke for the first time try a cheaper model and u may be less dissapointed. Because Green Smokes have not lived up to advertised expectations.
Well I have smoked cigarettes off and on for the last 10 years and have decided to try the new electronic device. I think that it seems like a good alternative to smoking real cigarettes. I actually tried one at the local mall today and it was good. I still got my nicotine fix with the same sensation of smoke. I ordered some electronic cigarettes. Well I hope it gives me the opportunity to stop. I will keep you guys posted.
Love your review website! I’ve tried SEVERAL types of e-cigarettes and found Green Smoke to be my fav. I am definitely partial to the two-piece e-cig over the three-piece, and I really like the taste of the GS e-cig. An all around great company to work with too!
I just tried the regular flavor and I am most impressed. Going to try using these to kick the habit for good! I have tried to quit before but I do know of people that have been able to quit using e-cigs.
I’m 41 yrs old, and have been smoking 5-8 cigarettes a day for the past 22 years. Never tried stopping for fear of failure, and because quite frankly, I really enjoy the 5-8 cigs a day, and always outside of the house.
Well, my wife developed Stage 3 colorectal cancer a few years ago, which was treatable. She has been thru many surgeries, the most recent one, the removal of a malignant legion on her lung. My wife has never smoked a cigarette in her life, there is no history of cancer in her family, but her dad was a 2 pack day smoker, and unfortunately he smoked in the house.
Based on my own research, I’m convinced that “smoke”, and the crap in it, is the real killer, not the nicotine. Therefore, my first shipment of Green Smoke arrives next week, with an estimated 3 month supply of cartridges based on my 5-8 cig/per day.
I have no expectations of using them in the house, that’s simply not right for my family. I do expect to gradually reduce my nicotine consumption to “0” by this time next year, feel a lot better physically, mentally, and economically. But above all, I’m doing it for her….
I will report back in two weeks and let you know what I think of the product….it better work for me.
Tony
@Jared
just for a bit of info, same day shiping does not mean same day reception of your package. they ship it that day but the coriour, usps, ups, fed-ex ect.. service might not lol.
I am amazed at the quality of these e-cigs. The two part design is a breeze and I am impressed with how long the cartridges last. The rubber ends that come with the cartridges are genius. I can use my coffee or mocha flavor cartridge in the morning with my coffee with a higher nicotine level, then put the tips on and save it until the next morning. A 5 pack of these can last me 20 days or more, since I use it just to have along with my coffee. I adjust my nicotine levels throughout the day, and end up with 0mg cartridges at night to kick back and relax without pumping more nicotine in my system. I ordered overnight and got my starter kit at 10:30am the next day. I used the promo code here to get my 10% discount, and am so impressed that I signed up as a sales rep (disc10-8507) which helps generate income for this site, as well as myself. You can visit my record label site (http://www.section17records.com) to read what I have to say about Green Smoke also, as well as a link to become a rep through me. The more the merrier, it also helps electroniccigarettesreview.net and we all come out ahead, plus get discounts! I have had great response from customer service as well as support. It’s a great company with a great product, and what I consider to be a leader in the future of e-cigs. Check out their website and see the new e-hookah they are starting to ship starting Dec. 1. It’s great to see a company take the e-cig concept and run with it. A true Green product!
Love everything about it! Ordering my second sets of cartridge today! I appreciate you adding these reviews to the web as well!
Vapor production is amazing! But let’s be honest with ourselves, it’s all about the throat hit and GreenSmoke is considerably lacking in that department. The high strength tobacco cartridges taste like chalk most of the time ( a few tasted like burnt paper immediately ). The ease of the draw was very close to that of a regular cigarette. It looks really similar to a regular cigarette which was nice. Customer service has been really good so far. I’m returning my starter kit so we’ll see just how good it is with that. The speed of the shipment really disappointed me. I paid $32.00 to have it overnighted on a Friday and it wasn’t shipped out until the following Monday. I understand that the site says that shipment will not be delivered on Saturdays, but it does say that they do ship their products out on the same day as long as before 2p.m. I placed my order @ 10:30a.m. That was really my only gripe. I will say that it’s a pretty good product, just not worth the amount you’re paying for in my opinion. Also, don’t waste your $10.00 on the “gold” carrying case. It’s junk. Poorly constructed.
This site is quite useful informtion. I’ve told a few friends and they like it too. I really like the Green Smoke e-cigs I tried and will probably try a few others too.
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Can’t say enough good things about Green Smoke. I could never quit smoking but now with the help of GS I have almost cut out smoking tobacco all togehther. I feel much better!
Best e-cig I’ve tried yet. thank Green Smoke.
@topcat113
I was able to get a hold of the owner in Fl he was very nice. I think allproblems are fixed. Thank God!! this product is the best!!
he worked all evenign getting us back up[.
I also have been trying to get on their web site as I am a rep??
I also received my orders this week. need more product. No Luck on the phones either..hum???? hope they did not just pack up and leave us all high and dry!!!
Would anyone know what happened to green smoke, for an entire week now I have been trying to go to their website, call them with no luck at either. I received their product two weeks ago and I would like to order cartridges, I am not able to get hold of them at all. Help Please!
I don’t usually write product reviews but I couldn’t help it with this one. Green Smoke e-cigs are tasty and effective. I used to smoke a pack of cigarettes each day but since I’ve switched to e-cigs, I have quit my tobacco cigarette habit and I feel much healthier. Thanks GS!
I have fully switched from smoking tobacco cigs. Green Smoke is my smoke of choice now.
I wasn’t too excited about trying an e-cigarette. I love my regular smokes and I’m pissed I can’t just smoke them where I please. I am going to continue to buy my regular smokes but am also going to keep buying these two so I can smoke at the bar. I just can’t go without a smoke when I have a drink or two.
Digging the Green Smokes. Great alternative. It’s hard to quit the real thing when you enjoy smoke coming out your mouth and nostrils. Now I can, withouth the risks!
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Like the name and love the product! Not all the mess with my regular smokes.
These are more user friendly that some of the others I’ve tried. I also prefer the taste and I’m saving quite a bit by buying these instead of my regular smokes.
I found these were the easiest and most convenient of the electronic cigarettes that I’ve tried. I have almost completely given up smoking my regular tobacco cigarettes and I feel a lot better too!
Green Smoke cigarettes advertise the most “smoke” of all the electronic cigarettes. I tried a few Green Smokes and personally find that to be a little too much smoke since I prefer to not have people staring at me. The flavor was great and for outside, I still use Green Smoke cigarettes where they are not so obvious.
Yo bro! Are you sick of your old lady cranking on you all the time about your smokes habit? Give Green Smoke cigarettes a try, I did. I gotta tell ya that I get a lot more kisses and hugs from my honey than I did when my breath smelled like a soggy filter. Besides, Green Smokes let me smoke whenever I want and don’t cost as much.
I am so glad I found Green Smoke cigarettes. With the economy in rotten shape I am watching every penny and was getting worried about affording my regular cigarettes. I am saving money using Green Smoke and not having to put up with the nicotine shortage I thought I was going to have to put up with. Every cent helps!
I was really pissed when they said we couldn’t smoke inside at bars anymore. I like a beer or two along with cigarettes so I am happy a pal gave me a few drags off his Green Smoke. I ordered me a starter kit so I can go in the bar and drink my beer and smoke my cigarettes.
These Green Smoke cigarettes really look like the real thing. The vapor looks like smoke and most people are certain you are smoking a regular cigarette. I have to admit I enjoy being able to smoke indoors or around my grandkids for the first time in years. I will be enjoying my Green Smokes for a long time to come.
I have tried over and over to quit smoking—I finally just gave up and decided I would probably die of cancer. I was thrilled to find that Green Smoke Electronic Cigarettes do not pose a health risk. At least now when I smoke I enjoy knowing that I am not sucking up a bunch of carcinogens.